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It's Christmastown

Dec 25, 2024

We brought a murderer home who had an advent calendar kill schedule, and 'TWAS THE DATE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (2024), but first...

A Christmastown message from TV's Andy Levy ...

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE 

Watching with a widow ... Implausible landlordism ......


Nov 29, 2024

DC PIERSON hitches a ride on a taco truck to THE SANTA SUMMIT (2023), but...

Is that the blowjob guy?

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE

Meet DC! ... Santacon: A cold version of St. Patrick's Day ... DC's Hallmark Wicker Man experience ... Southwestern...


Oct 24, 2024

JAMIE KIRSTEN HOWARD lost her credit card and the clerk is CHECKIN IT TWICE (2023), but...

We've already got the furry erotica!

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE 

Glitterburrito ... Georgia championship hockey ... How Hallmark casting works

PART TWO  

Jamie's...


Jun 28, 2024

Our secret families said it's TIME FOR HER TO COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS (2023), but first...

Let's sing ...

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE 

Welcome to the cumbersome title, b*tch ... Cocoa in camo ... Throwback movie ... Cast Rundown ... Episode titles greatest...


Apr 3, 2024

MAURA QUINT & CHARLES STAR get trapped going ROUND AND ROUND (2023) with us, but...

Shut up, kids, it's the second episode of Hanukkah!

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE 

Chag Sameach ... We regret the errors ... It's good! ... Jew Belong meets war ... Good movie...