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It's Christmastown

Jun 20, 2022

PAT BLANCHFIELD puts the death drive on autopilot to consider (with) us THE PERFECT PAIRING (2022), plus: 

It's no big deal, it's just amnesia!

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE 

Meet Pat Blanchfield! ... CGI soufflé ... Concussed? Take two Sauternes and one nap...


May 20, 2022

We're carbo-loading for a WEDDING EVERY WEEKEND (2020) but we're breaking down on the:

The Smelts-to-Dealts Pipeline … "I'm a sourdough guy" … 

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE 

"Four Weddings and a [Car] Restoration" ... Pure, high-concept Hallmark ... Joel...


Mar 13, 2022

The Daily Beast's ASAWIN SUEBSAENG joins us to observe BUTLERS IN LOVE (2022) and ask:

Did you hear when the butt went "Bwaammp"?

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE 

Violating dibs ... A Desperate Housewives thing ... Go to bed, Ryan Murphy ... Did the nerds hear...


Feb 1, 2022

Writer/activist MAURA QUINT returns for A KISS BEFORE CHRISTMAS (2021), to learn: 

Wishmaster-ass Santa Claus ...

THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather

PART ONE 

A singular Countdown to Christmas Countdown ... Welcome to Nog Chat ... The Jewish BS starts early ... Whoopie...