Jun 20, 2022
PAT BLANCHFIELD puts the death drive on autopilot to consider (with) us THE PERFECT PAIRING (2022), plus:
It's no big deal, it's just amnesia!
THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather
PART ONE
Meet Pat Blanchfield! ... CGI soufflé ... Concussed? Take two Sauternes and one nap...
May 20, 2022
We're carbo-loading for a WEDDING EVERY WEEKEND (2020) but we're breaking down on the:
The Smelts-to-Dealts Pipeline … "I'm a sourdough guy" …
THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather
PART ONE
"Four Weddings and a [Car] Restoration" ... Pure, high-concept Hallmark ... Joel...
Mar 13, 2022
The Daily Beast's ASAWIN SUEBSAENG joins us to observe BUTLERS IN LOVE (2022) and ask:
Did you hear when the butt went "Bwaammp"?
THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather
PART ONE
Violating dibs ... A Desperate Housewives thing ... Go to bed, Ryan Murphy ... Did the nerds hear...
Feb 1, 2022
Writer/activist MAURA QUINT returns for A KISS BEFORE CHRISTMAS (2021), to learn:
Wishmaster-ass Santa Claus ...
THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather
PART ONE
A singular Countdown to Christmas Countdown ... Welcome to Nog Chat ... The Jewish BS starts early ... Whoopie...
Dec 10, 2021
ZACK HANDLEN of the AV Club (and more) joins us, AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT (2021), to learn:
This is our job, and we're doing our job ...
THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather
PART ONE
The Irish BS starts early ... All foreign accents are the same ... Lavish Zack intro ......